despair

Achievement - You can do anything you set your mind to when you have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labour.
Collaboration - When a motivated group of people join together, they can turn problems into opportunities. Especially drinking problems.
Consulting - If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.
Demotivation - Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Friendship - A friend is just a stranger you haven't alienated yet.
Idiocy - Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Multitasking - The art of doing twice as much as you should half as well as you could.
Teamwork - Ensuring that your hard work can always be ruined by someone else's incompetence.
Underachievement - Because soaring with the eagles requires so much more effort.