In 2017 Posh and Becks are finally hounded out of the UK and set off to California to buy a ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. Years of Posh & Becks designer clothes and Brooklyn's rug a bit has taken its toll. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. 

Posh looks at the bank balance then takes their last $600 out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale. Upon leaving, she tells David "When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and bring it home." Posh arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send
David a telegram to tell him the news. 

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, "I want to send a telegram to David Beckham telling him that I've bought a bull for our ranch. I need him to hitch the trailer to our pick-up truck and drive out here so we can take it home." 

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, "It's just 99 cents a word." Well, after paying for the bull, Posh only has $1 left.

She realises that she'll only be able to send David one word. After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, "I want you to send him the word, 'comfortable". The telegraph operator shakes his head. "How is heever going to know that you want him to hitch the trailer to your pick-up truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send him the word, comfortable'?" 

Posh explains, "David's stupid. He'll read it slowly."