A golfer sets up his tee shot on the fourteenth hole, aware of a row of trees and an out of bounds on his right hand side.

He slices wildly and the ball heads off in the direction of the aforementioned trees. About 15 minutes later he is approached on the course by a policeman.

"Is this your ball, Sir?" He asks.

"Yes, I think it is, replies the golfer."

"Well," says the policeman, "your ball went over the trees and through the window of a that house over there. It then hit their cat that ran out of the house into the path of a school bus that was driving by at the time. In attempting to miss the cat, the driver drove straight into a tree and the bus burst into flames. Tragically, there were no survivors."

"Oh my god,that's terrible," said the golfer.

"Is there anything I can do?"

The policeman replied, "Well you might try keeping your head still and your left arm a little straighter."