Bill Clinton goes to hell and is met by Lucifer, who explains that the punishments are changed once every thousand years and he is now to select his first punishment.

Behind door #1 is a young guy shackled to the wall being whipped.
Clinton is not keen on this asks to see the next room. 

Behind door #2 is a middle aged guy, bound to a stake, being tortured with fire. Clinton shakes his head in disgust and asks to see the third room.

Behind door #3 is an old bum chained to the wall getting a blow job from a young gorgeous blonde with a beautiful set of bouncy boobs. 

Clinton, salivating at the mere thought, jumps at the chance-“Now this is more like it!” Clinton exclaims.

Lucifer nods approval to the Ex-President and says: “I see you have a taste for erotic punishment.”

The devil then walks over to the gorgeous blonde, taps her on the shoulder, and says: “Okay, you can stop now. You’ve just been relieved.”