A few chat up lines to help save you from a kebab on Friday nights

How about a pizza and a fuck? (slap) What? You don’t like pizza?

Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them?

What do you say we go back to my room and do some maths Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?

Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, “I knew if I fingered you long enough you would come”.

Do you spit or swallow?

Your face or MINE!?

Nice tits. Mind if I feel them?

I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

You’re so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.

Let’s go to my place and do the things I’ll tell everyone we did anyway.

Your daddy must have been a baker, ‘cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but don’t you want to kiss me?

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?