A man is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. 

As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. 

They are both startled and he says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." 

She replies, "and if your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 1221."