God thought It was about time Jesus got another job,so he called him over and said "Im going to offer you two jobs". 

The first is on earth paying £35,000. 

The second is on venus paying £30,000. 

Jesus thought for a minute and said "I'll take the one on Venus" 

God said but it's only paying £30,000 

Jesus said "yes but last time I was on earth I was hammered with tax"