In the beginning darkness was upon the face of the employees.

And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of shit and it stinks." And the employees went unto their Supervisors and said, "Lo, it is a bucket of dung and we cannot live with the smell."

And the Supervisors went unto the Section Managers saying, "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."

And the Section Managers went unto their Group Managers, saying, "It is a vessel of fertiliser and none may abide its strength."

And the Group Managers spoke among themselves, saying, to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

And the Group Managers went to the Board of Directors, saying, unto them, "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

And the Board of Directors went to the Managing Director, saying unto him, "This new plan will actively promote the growth and vigour of the company with very powerful effects."

And the Managing Director looked upon the Plan and deemed that it was good.

And thus the Plan became Policy.

And this is how shit happens.