Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions...

The first guy says, " I'm an Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know... Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist."

The second guy says, " I'm a D.I.N.K.Y., you know... Double Income, No Kids Yet."

The third guy says, " I'm a R.U.B, you know... Rich, Urban, Biker."

They turn to the woman and ask her, "What are you? "

She replies: " I'm a WIFE, you know... Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc."