Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg ?
A: A wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye ?
A: A winkey wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye and makin' love
A: A bonkey winkey wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind ?
A: A stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes?
A: A honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey!
Q: What do you call a donkey with one leg and one eye makin' love while breaking wind wearing blue suede shoes and playing the piano ?
A: A plinkey plonkey honkey tonkey stinkey bonkey winkey wonkey donkey