An American Indian Chief calls his three sons into his tepee. 

He announces that he has decided on names for them all as they are all coming of age and have passed the required tests. 

The Chief sits his sons down with the elders of the tribe and passes the peace pipe around.

'Son number one - you shall be known as......'

Number three son interrupts 'Father, Father what will I be called?'

The chief replies, 'I will come to you in turn my son.' 

The chief continues, 'Son number one - you shall be known as Eagle.' 

Son number one asks why. 

'As you will be strong and precise in battle - fearing no others - the elders agree.'

The peace pipe is passed to son number two.

Number three son interrupts, 'Father, Father what will I be called?'

Chief replies, 'I will come to you in turn my son.' The chief continues, 'Son number Two - you shall be known as Swallow.' 

Son number two asks why.

Number three son interrupts, 'Father, Father what will I be called?'

The chief replies, 'I will come to in turn my son.' 

The chief continues talking to son number two. 'Because you will be swift and silent - surprising your enemy in battle - the elders agree.'

The chief turns to the third son. 

'Son number Three - you shall be-known as Thrush.'

Son number three asks, 'Why Thrush?'

'Because my son you are an irritating c*nt - the elders agree'.