Adolf Hitler approached the golden gates of heaven and St.Peter stood before him.
I am Adolf Hitler.
Peter looked down his list and said"sorry your not welcome here".
Adolf said" If you let me in I will give you the iron cross the highest order in all of Germany"
Jesus was standing nearby and told Peter "I will handle this" He went and saw God and told him"
Adolf Hitler is at the gates and if I let him in he will give me the iron cross the highest order in all of Germany"
God said "what are you going to do with an iron cross, you couldn't even carry your wooden one".