A delivery person is bringing a package to a large home on a leafy street. 

He rings the bell and is greeted by a small boy who lowers the music with a remote control. 

The boy is wearing a red fur cape, an enormous black and silver sombrero, blue tinted sunglasses and is smoking a large Cuban cigar and drinking a large snifter of Brandy. 

The deliveryman peers down at the youngster and asks "are your parents home?" 

The boy tilts his head and replies, "Does it fucking look like it?"