It was David Beckham's birthday and Victoria gave him his present... David (on opening it): "Cor, that's nice, wot is it?"
Victoria: "A thermos flask"
David: "Cor, that's great........... wot's a fermos flask?"
Victoria: "It's for keeping hot things hot and cold things cold"
David: " Cor, that's magic, that is"
Later that day David opens his kit bag at a training session and pulls out his thermos.... Ryan Giggs: "Wots that there, Beck's?"
David: " Its a fermos flask"
Ryan: "Wots it for?"
David "It keeps hot fings hot and cold fings cold" Ryan:
"Cor, that's magic. Wot you got in it?"
David: "three cups of coffee and a choc ice"