It was David Beckham's birthday and Victoria gave him his present... David (on opening it): "Cor, that's nice, wot is it?"

Victoria: "A thermos flask"

David: "Cor, that's great........... wot's a fermos flask?"

Victoria: "It's for keeping hot things hot and cold things cold"

David: " Cor, that's magic, that is"

Later that day David opens his kit bag at a training session and pulls out his thermos.... Ryan Giggs: "Wots that there, Beck's?"

David: " Its a fermos flask"

Ryan: "Wots it for?"

David "It keeps hot fings hot and cold fings cold" Ryan:

"Cor, that's magic. Wot you got in it?"

David: "three cups of coffee and a choc ice"