A woman went to the doctor's to get the result of her tests. 

The doctor said I've got some bad news your body is riddled with cancer and you hav'nt got long to live". 

"When you say not long what do you mean weeks?" 

"No sorry hours" 

The devestated woman went home and told her husband"I've got terminal cancer and I have only hours to live,I suggest we go to bed and spend the night making mad passionate love" 

"You selfish bitch"said the husband, 

"I'ts o.k. for you, you dont have to get up in the morning"