A Ballerina goes to the doctor, "Doc I am having terrible trouble with the most awful wind. Every time I pirouette I fart", she cries.

"Hmmm," says the Doctor, "I'd like to see that if possible" The ballerina get up, pirouettes and Phrrrt... farts loudly.

"That's amazing, do it again."

Again the pirouette is accompanied by a loud fart.

"Hmmm," says the Doctor "I think I may be able to help" he bends down and picks up a long pole with a curious hook on the end.

The ballerina starts back in alarm, "What the hell are you going to do with that?" she asks.

"Open the window, it stinks in here for Gods sake!"