A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date nor any sex in quite some time. 

Afraid she might have something wrong with her, she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist.

Her personal physician recommended Dr. Wang, a well-known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him.

Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Wang took one look at her and said, "OK, take off aw your crows."

She quickly disrobed and stood naked before him.

"Now," said Wang, "get down on knees and craw reery, reery fass away from me to other side of loom."

Having done that, Dr. Wang said, "OK, now turn around and craw reery, reery fass back to me," Once again she obliged.

Dr. Wang slowly shook his head, "OK, your plobrem vaywe,vaywe bad. You hauve Ed Zachary Disease...worse

case I ever see...that why you not hauve sex...that why you not hauve dates."

Confused, the woman asked, "What is Ed Zachary Disease?"

Wang replied, "It when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your ass."