An Essex girl turns up to apply for benefit.

Do you have any children? Asks the welfare officer.

Yeah, TEN! 

Well, okay, what are their names?

Well,' says the Essex girl. there's Wayne....Wayne and Wayne.....Wayne, Wayne, Wayne and Wayne.....Wayne, Wayne and Wayne 

The benefit officer pauses for a moment before proceeding, Doesn't that make life difficult? 

Naah, it's wicked, cos if there playing in the street I can just shout WAAAYNE, YOU'RE DINNER'S READY, and they all run in, then when I want them to go bed I just go WAAAYNE, GET TO BED, and they all go 

Detecting a flaw in this logic, the benefit man asks But what if you want just one of the boys to come in from the street? 

Ah, well that's where it gets a bit complicated, 'cos I have to start using their surnames